medusa

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

by Charlie Golf May 08, 2004

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 02, 2007

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 18, 2007

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005