Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.
If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.
The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.
I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.
Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.
Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.
1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie
in the shower.
A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."
Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out