Definitions by Charlie Golf

gulley breeze 

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

gulley breeze by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005

cum guzzler

One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.

Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.

cum guzzler by Charlie Golf September 15, 2005

The Nasty Gargoyle 

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

The Nasty Gargoyle by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

paw the gaunch by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

cover & hover 

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

cover & hover by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

medusa 

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

medusa by Charlie Golf May 7, 2004

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

bust a grump by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004