22 definitions by Charlie Golf

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.
by Charlie Golf April 04, 2005
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To defecate.
If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.
by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004
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The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.
I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.
by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004
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Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.
Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.
by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004
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1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 01, 2007
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When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
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A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."
Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out
by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005
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