Cuoofy

Pronounced "KYOO-fee." A portmanteau of cute and goofy.
by Charli XXX November 14, 2014
Get the Cuoofy mug.

Littleton Earthworm

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!
by Charli XXX October 23, 2014
Get the Littleton Earthworm mug.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
by Charli XXX September 09, 2014
Get the Milwaukee meat grinder mug.

West Virginia Tow Chain

A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something
Jimbob and Joebob gave me a West Virginia Tow Chain last night!
by Charli XXX December 24, 2014
Get the West Virginia Tow Chain mug.
A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 06, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mug.

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
Get the Appalachian Tailgate Buster mug.

Forehead Frogger

A children's game popular in the South and Appalachia. It entails pulling a bed or small trampoline under a ceiling fan while it's on the lowest setting, bouncing up and down and trying not to get hit by the spinning blades.
Jim Bob done broke the bed playing Forehead Frogger!
by Charli XXX September 17, 2014
Get the Forehead Frogger mug.