Definitions by Charli XXX
Appalachian tailgate smasher
The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
Appalachian tailgate smasher by Charli XXX November 15, 2015
West Virginia Tow Chain
A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something
West Virginia Tow Chain by Charli XXX December 23, 2014
Appalachian Tailgate Buster
The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Appalachian Tailgate Buster by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
Cuoofy
Cuoofy by Charli XXX November 13, 2014
Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage
A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Littleton Earthworm
A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Littleton Earthworm by Charli XXX October 23, 2014
Forehead Frogger
A children's game popular in the South and Appalachia. It entails pulling a bed or small trampoline under a ceiling fan while it's on the lowest setting, bouncing up and down and trying not to get hit by the spinning blades.
Forehead Frogger by Charli XXX September 17, 2014