9 definitions by Charli XXX

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!
by Charli XXX October 23, 2014
Get the Littleton Earthworm mug.
A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mug.
Pronounced "KYOO-fee." A portmanteau of cute and goofy.
by Charli XXX November 14, 2014
Get the Cuoofy mug.
The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
by Charli XXX September 30, 2015
Get the Appalachian tailgate smasher mug.
A young woman who prefers the friendship and company of gay men, despite being able to easily have a steady boyfriend (and usually doing so). Contrast "fag hag," which usually carries the negative connotation that the woman has ulterior motives or somehow uses gay men as a substitute for a steady relationship.
Boyfriend: Why do you have all these guys in your phone?

Girl: Don't worry, they're all gay.

Boyfriend: Oh - you're a Gay Boy Bunny! I see.
by Charli XXX October 22, 2012
Get the Gay Boy Bunny mug.
The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
Get the Appalachian Tailgate Buster mug.
A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
by Charli XXX September 9, 2014
Get the Milwaukee meat grinder mug.