Charli's definitions

Mistat

(miss-taht) Noun: When you get an emotionally driven tattoo whilst under the influence of anything which causes your inhibitions to be lowered, such as drugs/alcohol and/or love which you decide at a later time to be a mistake.

A regretted body modification

A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.

"Dude, I got a mistat the other night. Drunk me tattooed a smiling crack pipe on my neck. Fuck my life"

"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."

"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."

"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"

by Charli June 6, 2019

Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004

slab

A place a dead body is put

James is on the slab

by charli March 14, 2004

necket

a word used by justin n nelly in tht song Work It

Necket ... Strip it ... Necket ... etc

by Charli February 21, 2004

Cherry Ripe

when a guy licks a girls period out of her, which then can be turned into a rainbow if the girl has his cum in her mouth and they kiss and mix it..

I cherry riped her!!

by charli February 17, 2004

gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

by Charli April 21, 2004

Crumpety

grilled light snack with losts of butter

would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread

by Charli April 21, 2004