Definitions by Chaos Agent

Swinging Cock Brigade 

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

Swinging Cock Brigade by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Chap 

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

Chap by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021