Chad Monke's definitions

squiggler

Someone who is intolerably stupid/weird/annoying in a way that is hard to pin down.

Stop being such a squiggler Robert, your going to scare away the guests.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

Doomcat

A cat that has been affected by the Doom parasite, causing hyper aggression, extreme bloodshed, and giant phallic clawed tentacles to sprout from the back, as means of locomotion, manipulating their environment, and bloodshed. Not to be confused with DoomKitty

Guys I think the cat I just got is a Doomcat

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs

Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

shid

shit, but funnier

damn mark not right now, im taking a shid

by Chad Monke April 2, 2022

Urmomtopia

our beautiful nation, which you should definitely move to. Big Mother Is Watching

Mikey, Sarah, your pet worm is on vacation in Urmomtopia. she is not dead whatsoever

by Chad Monke April 2, 2022

Shithole

Synonym for toilet. only used by the most elite Cringelords

mo-om! can we stop at a shithole? i need to go now!

by Chad Monke April 2, 2022

elbow cavity

when you chisel into your elbow, creating a large hole. also used to insult someone who has done this to themself. it has no meaning.

1: I'm giving myself an elbow cavity, leave me alone.

2: Geoff is such and elbow cavity, i wish he would shut up

by Chad Monke April 2, 2022