ChRiS's definitions

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by chris July 20, 2003

smut

That which appeals to the prurient interest, lacking serious literary, artistic, political or scientific merit. In spite of the academics shortcomings of smut (also know as "cliterature"), the review and perusal of the same occupies a disproportionate amount of the time of "smutographers" across a broad spectrum of personalities and countries.

abr.: pvr

I was persuing www.z4um.com the other day and was surprised to see how much smut was posted there... they even have a "smut corner!"

by Chris November 22, 2004

bauer

the best dog in the whole world

everyone agrees bauer is the best

by chris May 10, 2003

dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by chris October 27, 2003

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

92.3

Great radio station, K-Rock. Better than crappy Z100.

Someone: Z100 is the best, let's listen to it.

Me: Are you kidding? Z100 sucks, 92.3 K-Rock owns.

by Chris December 18, 2004