russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 09, 2005

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris August 22, 2005

dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!

Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL

by Chris February 22, 2005

overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.

Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.

by Chris February 25, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 19, 2004

chava

The people who hang around on street corners, hurl abuse at passers by, smoke all the time and dress entirely in sportswear. Chavas is a term used almost expressly in the North East of England and is often used to refer to any ne'er do well who would steal your eyes if you weren't looking.

After I shouted a retort back at them, the chavas chased me up the street but they promptly collapsed in a fit of smokers' coughs.

by Chris May 03, 2003

old hat

Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.

"this is such an old hat, find something original"

by Chris February 14, 2005