Cesar 's definitions

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by cesar March 28, 2005

Cujamonjo

To hook up with; hooking up with.

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 6, 2004

jet lag

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.

I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.

by Cesar January 2, 2005

pepi

the process of looking hot and cool.

you look pepi.
pepi is my middle name
look'in pepi

by Cesar January 5, 2005

skrollz

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN

hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz

by Cesar January 5, 2005