orz

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.
David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz
by Cesar March 27, 2005
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punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!
After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!
by cesar May 13, 2005
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skrollz

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN
hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz
by Cesar January 05, 2005
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Bang

To have violent sexual intercourse with a woman. Induced by the male.

past Tense: Bung
by cesar February 16, 2003
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baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.
When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"
by cesar March 28, 2005
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tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.
person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.
by cesar August 18, 2003
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giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".
by cesar March 28, 2005
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