Certified Coon's definitions

Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie

Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude

by Certified Coon January 11, 2019

All Gays Day

On the 26 of May each year one is supposed to rest and do nothing that day as any form of activity will be considered gay.

James: Yo Gary can we go watch a movie on the 26th of March. That's next week
Gary: well miss me with that gay shit. That's all gays day

by Certified Coon June 5, 2018

Drainjerk

When taking a bath. start jerking and release the water. try to release your load before the all the water is gone.

My tub drain got blocked after having a drainjerk every morning for 4 weeks

by Certified Coon June 5, 2018