All Gays Day

On the 26 of May each year one is supposed to rest and do nothing that day as any form of activity will be considered gay.
James: Yo Gary can we go watch a movie on the 26th of March. That's next week
Gary: well miss me with that gay shit. That's all gays day
by Certified Coon May 13, 2018
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Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
by Certified Coon January 11, 2019
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Drainjerk

When taking a bath. start jerking and release the water. try to release your load before the all the water is gone.
My tub drain got blocked after having a drainjerk every morning for 4 weeks
by Certified Coon May 13, 2018
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