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Definitions by Cell Ballin

orbisgoated 

orbisgoated is the thickest, juiciest man in the world, his dick is 11.7 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, it curves upwards at 12.4 degrees and to the left at 7.3 degrees, his semen tastes like the most delicious thing on the planet and can be used as a dipping sauce for almost any food.

Many people love orbisgoated for how much semen he produces as he single handedly solved world hunger with a single pump.
Me: OMG! orbisgoated you are so hot!

orbisgoated: I know, now come over here and get to sucking.
orbisgoated by Cell Ballin July 22, 2024

prorussell 

A guy who loves to engage in intercourse with other men, to the point it comes off as an addiction. Mostly used for extremely horny men who have dicks that are on the smaller side and like to be the bottom in the relationship.
Did you see how he took it up his ass at the party? He is such a prorussell.
prorussell by Cell Ballin July 20, 2024

hajimeshino 

Popular character from Ensemble Stars, he is very cute and I’m going to impregnate him.
hajimeshino can get it.
hajimeshino by Cell Ballin February 25, 2024