CedrickSparklesack 's definitions

Dirty Cactus

The Anal fixation of ramming a cactus up someone Asshole, until pleasure is complete. With the occasional stuck needles for maximum pleasure.

"I tried Dirty Cactus for the first time, didnt like it. Couldn't sit for a week."-said Bartholomew

by CedrickSparklesack February 21, 2026

The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025