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Definitions by CassieWin

Lavender Blonde 

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
Lavender Blonde by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Smackrat 

A smackrat is a horrible drug addled creature with the features of a rat that just will not die
I see Shaun the Smackrat is still chatting shit on twitter instead of doing us all a favor and dying
Smackrat by CassieWin February 11, 2023

Meme Loser

A Meme Loser is someone that posts endless amounts of shit, stolen memes, because they're far too stupid to come up with their own. Can be found dwelling in Florida, cowering in the garage from the wife and her flip-flop. When not hiding from the wife, they can be found in truck-stop glory holes, sucking cock in return for memes.
Josh has spent all weekend getting high and stealing other people's work again; he's such a Meme Loser
Meme Loser by CassieWin February 11, 2023

Ginchimp 

Ginchimp is someone that uses twitter whilst drunk (mainly on gin) that screeches into the void like a wounded howler monkey having a tricky shit. It can also be seen stealing other women's avis, and laughing at it's own incoherent ramblings.
Chachi is drunk again, she's about to go full Ginchimp
Ginchimp by CassieWin February 10, 2023

turtledumplin 

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin
turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023