Carter Lanecrest's definitions

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018