Definitions by Carter Lanecrest

Fuck Udders 

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

Fuck Udders by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Shit-wagon 

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

Shit-wagon by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

tool apron 

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

tool apron by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018