Carrera's Wedge's definitions

Cooler Than The Other Side of a Pillow

A phrase used to imply that someone is really cool, awesome, and amazing. This person is pro at life. He/She usually has a long list of talents, but is often known for one specifically. When a person uses this phrase to describe themself, they are a fag.

This phrase stems from the fact that on hot summer nights, people often flip their pillow over on to the other side because it is cooler since their body heat has not worn off onto that side.

Kyle got lucky and swished a shot from half court and /thought/ he was cooler than the other side of a pillow. Shawn however drains half court shots constantly and we all knew that it was Shawn who was really cooler than the other side of a pillow.

(I have written more definitions under the name "I listen to Indie Music")

by Carrera's Wedge March 30, 2007

POed

A "polite" way to say, "Pissed off." Usually used when around little kids so not to taint their ears because they heard "grown-up language."

Hank: "Sanjaya got voted off American Idol April 18, 2007!"
Owen: "I know! That makes me so-
*notices little children around*
-POed!"

by Carrera's Wedge April 28, 2007

Little Guy Syndrome

When a small male (including, but not limited to humans) has an issue with the rest of society because society tends to look down (literally and figuratively) on small people. Little Guy Syndrome (also: Little Man Syndrome) gives the "infected" person a aggressive attitude and thinks he some kind of "playground Muhammad Ali," and can beat everyone up.

NOTE: Not all small male humans, dogs, etc. have Little Guy Syndrome. And oddly enough, legitimate midgits tend not to have Little Guy Syndrome because they've already accepted the fact that they'll be forever short.

Example 1: The worst time a human male can have Little Guy Syndrome is when he's a point guard in basketball. Take Raquel for example. Raquel would have an amazing shot, but the fact that he's hardly five feet makes his shots get destroyed everytime he takes a contested shot. This makes him go berserk and act like he got fouled. Then when the ref tells him to calm down because he didn't get fouled, Raquel goes more insane and fouls everyone trying to steal the ball. He should /really/ see someone for his Little Guy Syndrome.

Example 2: I hate that damn woofy dog next door. It's got the worst Little Guy Syndrome. Everytime I step outside -even if it's only to take out the garbage- the thing goes nuts and tries to attack me until it's leash yanks it back.

by Carrera's Wedge June 18, 2007

Unwritten Law

Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.

If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.

by Carrera's Wedge July 27, 2007

Dalmation

1. The black and white spotted dog that you often see riding firetrucks in kid's pictures.

2. The dogs in the movie 101 Dalmations (and spinoffs of) that the evil Cruella deVil wants to make a fur coat out of.

1. I saw a dalmation riding on the back of the firetruck with firemen as it raced to Glenwood Drive to put out a house fire.

2. It's a shame Cruella deVil never got /one/ of those dalmations in the movie. There were 101 to pick and choose from, a 101 to get. But noooo, her and her goonies can't manage to even get one!

by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007

welp

1. "Well." People often, but accidently, say this when they're talking to fast. Like when they're trying to talk their way out of trouble.

2. Others use say the word, "well" like this just to bug the hell out of other people.

1. Mom: "Why haven't you emptied the dishwasher yet?"
Child: "Welp, I didn't have the time to, you see...."

2. "Welp, that's just great."
"I hope you do welp in your baseball tournement."
"Welp I'm off to my nine to five.

by Carrera's Wedge April 4, 2007

L.G. Fuad

1. A Motion City Soundtrack song, short for "Let's Get Fucked Up And Die." Obviously put into an acronym so parents buying the CD for their kids wouldn't be turned away from the CD, and that the parents will just think it's a song about someone with that name.
2. A phrase stemming from the song used to express hate or dislike towards something, but not necessarily anger. What some people say when they have to do something that they don't want to.

1. Opening lyrics: "Let's get fucked up and die/I'm speaking figuratively of course/like the last time I committed suicide/...social suicide."
2. My math teacher said we were going to take a test on factoring, the quadratic formula, coordinate grids, square roots, and applications of. I rolled my eyes and said to the class, "L.G. Fuad."

by Carrera's Wedge April 28, 2007