Carpman's definitions

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003