Definitions by Carly Wild

J Bizzle 

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

J Bizzle by Carly Wild August 9, 2008

The Alabama Slip  

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

The Alabama Slip by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Alien Jizz 

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

Alien Jizz by Carly Wild June 19, 2008