17 definitions by Carly Wild

Stabbing Guts

A euphemism for fucking.

The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.

by Carly Wild May 11, 2010

Flipapaynyo

Ghetto slang for Filapino. Pronounced Flip-a-payne-yo

My girlfriend's flipapaynyo and can't speak English for shit but gives great head!

by Carly Wild July 16, 2008

Mugz

Plural for mug, which is short for "mother fuckers."

Attention students, someone keeps poopin in the hallway! We've got a serial pooper on the loose, watch where you step mugz!

by Carly Wild December 1, 2014

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild July 16, 2008

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Silent Castle

A game that gets loudmouths to shut up. Usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. Also known as a competitive children's game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize.

Lara: You know this guy who was hitting on me, blah blah bl-
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!

**Quiet**

by Carly Wild December 23, 2008