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Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.
by Captain Jack Mehoff January 2, 2014
Get the Pintocornmug. A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012
Get the Rainbow Poopmug. Applying to High School, Homecoming Horny is the event when girls who have not been asked to homecoming yet (no boyfriend, ugly, ect) start becoming increasingly slutty to anyone and everyone around them in an attempt to get someone to ask them to homecoming.
Guy 1: Has anyone else been getting tons of nudes from Sarah?
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriously Homecoming Horny right now.
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriously Homecoming Horny right now.
by Captain Jack Mehoff September 24, 2014
Get the Homecoming Hornymug.