Captain Unicorn's definitions

lips'n'assholes

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

skin

short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.

Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003