Captain Unicorn's definitions

Fucktard

An asshole who is also a complete idiot.

You Fucktard.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

generational trifecta

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.

I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

squishy

Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.

Dude, who ate all the squishys?

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

dirt

cigarrette

Jimmy give me a dirt.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

skin

short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.

Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

Wonga

hot asian girl

Hey Wonga

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

lips'n'assholes

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003