Captain Unicorn's definitions

squishy

Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.

Dude, who ate all the squishys?

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

dirt

cigarrette

Jimmy give me a dirt.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

Fucktard

An asshole who is also a complete idiot.

You Fucktard.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

generational trifecta

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.

I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

Wonga

hot asian girl

Hey Wonga

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

sluttastic

Style of dress that makes a woman look like like a whore. (see: hookerific)

Man, that broad with the see through blouse and tight skirt is sure sluttastic.

by Captain Unicorn May 5, 2003

meh

The ultimate word that can be used to describe every sort of emotion depending on inflection.
Most commonly used when feeling apathetic.

meh

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003