3 definitions by Captain Long Dong Silver
When your boyfriend shoots a huge load up your nostrils with such Force it breaks the brain barrier and penetrates your frontal lobe and pineal gland causing your brain and body to flood with DMT.
Girl, I'm still tripping since he gave me that nasal lobotomy! I can't wait to see him again! I think he's the one!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 4, 2021
When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****
In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 4, 2021
When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 4, 2021