Definitions by Captain Happy Pants

Shire 

The Irish word for "Shower"

"Iain, I'm taking a Shire"
"I stink, I need a Shire"
"Why is there cabbage growing in my Shire?!"

Shire by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

Zock 

Taken from the cult classic TV show "Batman". Used as a sound effect

"Holy bad decisions Batman, look out!" *ZOCK!*

Zock by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

Tockage 

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

Tockage by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005