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The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.
Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)
by Captain Gooch June 01, 2009

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Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.
Goochatize me Captain!
by Captain Gooch June 01, 2009

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