Definitions by Captain Fantasdick

FGR 

Fat Girl Rack. A set of large mammary glands that would normally be considered sexy, but belong to an abnormally large woman and are therefore floppy and unattractive.

That girl's got some tig ol' bitties, but it's just FGR.

FGR by Captain Fantasdick January 1, 2009

hummer gummer 

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

hummer gummer by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

foetus 

A terribly nasty raunchy dump.

Damn it smells like Miguel aborted a foetus in there!

foetus by Captain Fantasdick February 20, 2005