Captain Fantasdick's definitions

FGR

Fat Girl Rack. A set of large mammary glands that would normally be considered sexy, but belong to an abnormally large woman and are therefore floppy and unattractive.

That girl's got some tig ol' bitties, but it's just FGR.

by Captain Fantasdick January 1, 2009

foetus

A terribly nasty raunchy dump.

Damn it smells like Miguel aborted a foetus in there!

by Captain Fantasdick February 20, 2005

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005