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Definitions by Captain Crunch

vajelbow 

When someone is so fat that the fat on their upper and lower arms engulf the elbow, creating the likeness of a vagina.
It's a good thing she has a vajelbow 'cause she probably couldn't find her real one with a flashlight and a rib-spreader.
vajelbow by Captain Crunch May 19, 2008

Bulgarian Pancake 

1. Crepes
2. While having sex in the doggy style position, just before orgasm, pull out and cum on the girl's back. Then proceed to flip her over onto her back, thereby making the small pool of ejaculate larger and more pancake-like .
1. Neekoh made me some great Bulgarian Pancakes for breakfast.
2. Afterward, we had hot hot sex. Right before I finished, I decided to Bulgarian Pancake her. She was shocked at first, but she loved it.
Bulgarian Pancake by Captain Crunch September 10, 2005

big up yourself 

To make yourself strong... on the inside or on the out.
big up yourself by Captain Crunch October 18, 2003

Breasticles 

If you go to Hooters, you see Breasticles.
Breasticles by captain crunch March 14, 2003