3 definitions by Captain Catsquid
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."
Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.
He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.
He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid November 17, 2017
Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014