Captain AWESOME's definitions

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.

The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.

by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I attend school at MIT.

by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005

piss-hell

Exclamation of disapointment. or pissed-offness.

Piss-hell, this daman cd doesn't work.

Derived from piss; urinating, and Hell; purgatory, in a sence, urinating on hell, or in hell, or maybe you just pissed hell off.

piss-hell, I hate ricer fags.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005