Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

child molester 

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

child molester by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

john kerry 

A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.

John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.

john kerry by Cap'n Bullmoose August 18, 2006

Rastus 

The gentleman whose picture is on the Cream of Wheat box.

Rastus has had his picture on the Cream of Wheat box since the 1890s.

Rastus by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2005

jock strap 

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

jock strap by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

step on a frog 

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

step on a frog by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Duck Ass 

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.

Elvis Presley wore a duck ass hairdo.

Duck Ass by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

grease 

1. To bump someone off.

2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.

3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.

1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.

2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!

3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.

grease by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005