poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
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beat your pud

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 01, 2007
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45

A phonograph record played at 45 RPM. It was about 8 inches across and had a very large central hole. It played a single song.
Peggy Sue has a whole box of Elvis 45s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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okie overdrive

To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.

The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.

Compare with Jewish overdrive.
Janey Ellen put her Chevy pickup truck into Okie overdrive to go down Coon Holler Hill.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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shack

A private fuzz cop hired by a railroad to toss bums off of moving freight trains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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Truckin'

To walk like the Keep on Truckin' Man. Lean way back, stick your leg way out front. Shoulders back. Swing those arms just so. Go slow. Dig it.
Bill and I went truckin' on down the line all the way from Montgomery Street to 8th Avenue.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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