ash tray breath

The typical breath stench of the redneck, fool, and skank. Caused by smoking a cigarette.

Karen has ash tray breath. It smells like the dung of a thousand camels.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

Rastus

The gentleman whose picture is on the Cream of Wheat box.

Rastus has had his picture on the Cream of Wheat box since the 1890s.

by Cap'n Bullmoose August 06, 2005

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.

The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006