ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

b a

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.

Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

sideshow

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.

I be goin to de sideshow.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.

Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005