beer

A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.

You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

bugger

To sodomize someone.

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

boss

Cool. Awesome.

An expression from the mid 1950s, which fell from favor by the early 1960s.

Sal Bufardesi let a tremendous binderfender in class one day, grinned, and said "that's boss!"

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

boss

Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.

My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

quean

The proper title of Senaturd Hillary Clinton.

Quean Hillary said nothing important again today.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005