Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

BA 

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

BA by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

dangle dance 

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

dangle dance by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.

trots by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzly shits.

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.

trots by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

drizzly shits 

A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots.

Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning.

drizzly shits by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

PETA 

1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.

2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.

Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!

PETA by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

drizzlies 

1. The drizzly shits.

2. An expression of disappointment.

1. Luanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies.

2. We can't go to Chicago? Man, that's the drizzlies.

drizzlies by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005