Definitions by Cap'n Billy

cob 

The long legged spider like alien that produces sticky webs in the corner of the ceiling.

The cob must have been at it again last night, the web got me as I went through door.

cob by Cap'n Billy July 25, 2009

Fervert

A person with the ferver of a convert. Such as a reformed drinker or smoker, a new vegan or someone that has a new found religion, other examples are tree hungers, animal rights activists and feminazi

My sister who is a newly born-again Christian is a fervert and wont stop preaching.

Fervert by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009

Anal report 

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

Anal report by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009