E

1. The alternative for "I don't know how to answer this question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying something completely nonsensical and unrelated to the question."

2. A m e m e .

3. The 5th letter in the english alphabet.
1. Person 1: "Wanna have s*x?"
Person 2: "E."

2. "Markiplier is E god."

3. "a, b, c, d, E, f, g!"
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:DC

An emoticon for when you're trying to be happy, but you are sad in the inside.
Also can be used as a smiley with a chin.
Use 1: Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothing. :DC"

Use 2: Person 1: "You have a long chin."
Person 2: "I know. :DC"
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Another variation of :Q. Also :Ş, but ... yeah. This is basically a suprised drooling face. Can be also sad drooling face.
Use 1: Person 1: "Did you do your work today?"
Person 2: "There was work? :Ç"

Use 2: "Don't have the feeling to do my homework today. Idk why. :Ç"
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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
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qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm

Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.
"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."
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G

Kinda like GG, but less impressively.
Someone: "Beats an easy obby on Roblox"
Everyone: "G"
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Overflow Jump

The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!
"What is this mess? Parallel universes? Quartersteps? Overflow jumps are weird."
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