Definitions by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones

Ayatollah 

A Turkish person.

Comes from Jimmy Nail's character in Auf Wiedersehen Pet who refers to the Turk's as Ayatollah's.

Oi, Ayatollah!

I'm off to the kebab house, you want anything from the Ayatollah's?

Have you seen so and so's new boyfriends? He's Turkish, ahh the Ayatollah.

Ayatollah by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones October 23, 2011

Pub Scarecrow 

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.

Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.

Pub Scarecrow by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010

Vader

A Polish person, comes from the Polish Death Metal band of the same name.

There was a load of vaders in town today. The place I was working was full of vaders.

Vader by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones November 12, 2009