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Definitions by Canned Duck

Anyone in general that gets off from BDSM or sadistic porn.
The Gatts watched his favorite BDSM video with his friends.
gatts by Canned Duck December 30, 2003
Any newbie IRC name. You're never bound to meet a mature Vash on IRC.
Vash has joined #1337
<Vash> SUP ALLZ?!?!?!11
<Riddler> ...
<Vash> CaRTON NETWRK roKS MaN!!>!!
vash by Canned Duck December 30, 2003

ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
ashton kutcher by Canned Duck December 22, 2003