Canis Maximus's definitions

Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....

I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.

by Canis Maximus November 22, 2010

pavlov's ashtray

The phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot.

Tap Pavlov's ashtray and let's start a Safety Meeting.

by Canis Maximus May 15, 2017