goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments

wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!

by Candyman Can July 14, 2018

randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look

Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018