Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Canadian doltwad

Wyoming

A mystical land In which magical aliens with their pet mooses live

You should go to Wyoming, they have stuff there I'm pretty sure

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When a nude sleepers gets ripped out if bed and thrown outside in the canadian elements

After I decided to eat the barbecue bacon burger, I P'cun-tus'ass'd my friend

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A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

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Referring to nude sleepers and how easy it would be to gift them a barbecue bacon burger from Wyoming

Oh yeah many times have I witnessed a Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah in person

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(Puh-cunt-us-us) when a nude sleeper gets dragged out of his bedroom and thrown outside in the cold canadian outdoors

Oh yeah! My friend last week got P'cun-tus'ass'd, it was as halarious as a fürghethsemen

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A compound word consisting of dolt and wad used in a scenario where you have to make up your own cuss words

You fuckin doltwad

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