Can of Worms's definitions

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

oop

Poop without the "P"

I made an oop in the toilet.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

garble

The thing you say if you dont know the answer to.

Billy garbled on what he thought was the answer to 2+2 yesterday

by Can of Worms November 12, 2006

Terms of Service

the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary

The Terms of Service is the lamest page on urbandictionary

by Can of Worms November 19, 2006

wet, sticky, slimey

Wet is spit, ticky is earwax and slimey is boogers. This is the combination of them.

Check out my wet, sticky, slimey before I eat it

by Can of Worms November 9, 2006

state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

poop deck

A deck on a ship in which you shit on.

I need to use thae poop deck now or else I'll shit my pants.

by Can of Worms November 24, 2006