christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.

That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

quentin tarantino

n. anybody who's overly concerned with martial arts, blaxploitation, and tough women. See tool

Look at that douchebag with the samarai sword and gun-toting girlfriend. He's a total quentin tarantino.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

pseudopatriot

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

Beck

n. A shaggy metrosexual who can do no wrong in the eyes of hipsters, no matter how many genres of music he exploits or how many samples he steals.

Beck is the exception to the rule, because he never sold out; even when he did sell out.

by Camp Lickalotta March 10, 2008

Bicyclist

n. A serious nuisance on Sound Transit's Sounder Commuter Rail.

I was supposed to get off of the Sounder train in Puyallup, but there was a bicyclist in my way.

by Camp Lickalotta August 25, 2009

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

hipster

n. adj. from the English "hip" meaning too cool for public school. Anyone beneath the age of 40 who gives a shit about Brian Eno, David Bowie, and Jorge Luis Borges. Typically majors in English, Visual Arts, or Film Studies. Wouldn't be caught dead wearing any shoe other than Vans or Chuck Taylors. Considers local bands no one's ever heard of more important than food and shelter. Considers moving from the suburbs to a former ghetto a justified version of "white flight". Can be seen in abundance in Portland, Oregon and Williamsburg, Brooklyn; and to a lesser extent Austin, Texas and Athens, Georgia.

I used to like The Flaming Lips, but my HIPSTER friend suggested that Cat Power was more my speed.

by Camp Lickalotta March 10, 2008