Call Me Mr. Gee's definitions

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

dripple

A drunk cripple.

"Did you see that drunk-ass girl with the crutches?"

"Yeah, man, I'd tap that dripple."

by Call Me Mr. Gee May 15, 2010

OMGWTFIWWY

Shorthand for "Oh My God What The Fuck Is Wrong With You."

OMGWTFIWWY?! How can you be allergic to cotton balls?

by Call Me Mr. Gee April 21, 2010

hiking the Appalachian

A euphemism for having sexual relations.

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009