On rare occassions, a peculiar thing happens where after leaving a McDonald's sandwich in your car for an extended period of time, the meat turns into maggots.
Although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
Recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.
There are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
Although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
Recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.
There are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
CONNOR: ..when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. A meat maggot...makes sense to me, because I'm a wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. A meat maggot...makes sense to me, because I'm a wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry January 31, 2007
CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry January 05, 2007
A saying used to describe a person who cheated on their significant other. The said person, 'went to Rome'.
by caitlin Perry January 13, 2008
An acronym which stands for "down to booyah"
This is typically said either between two sexual partners who would be booyaing, or between friends to say, "f'sho, let's do it."
BOOYAH:
("A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound."
by TheManDanIsCool)
This is typically said either between two sexual partners who would be booyaing, or between friends to say, "f'sho, let's do it."
BOOYAH:
("A exclamation used when a males genitalia are removed from a female orifice smaller than the genitals creating a suction and subsequent popping sound."
by TheManDanIsCool)
CAITLIN: I think I wanna go to Wendy's for lunch.
NATHAN: Yah?? You DTB?
CAITLIN: Eww..no.
NATHAN: No, I mean LETS GO!!!
NATHAN: Yah?? You DTB?
CAITLIN: Eww..no.
NATHAN: No, I mean LETS GO!!!
by Caitlin Perry June 12, 2008
What a cat uses to make it's meows.
Some meow boxes are louder than others,
and on rare occasions, one can come broken,
sounding like a, "rahhh".
Some meow boxes are louder than others,
and on rare occasions, one can come broken,
sounding like a, "rahhh".
Connor: what's wrong Ponnor?
Ponnor: rahhhh
Connor: Oh, sounds like your meow box is broken.
Dad: Connor! Leave my precious alone!
Ponnor: rahhhh
Connor: Oh, sounds like your meow box is broken.
Dad: Connor! Leave my precious alone!
by Caitlin Perry January 14, 2007
The spoken abbreviation for the word: abbreviations.
Abreevs are typically ones used between close friends, and they can vary from school to school or by cities, or even states.
Abreevs are typically ones used between close friends, and they can vary from school to school or by cities, or even states.
iPod = pod
cuddle = cud
decent = dec
NATHAN = I told Leah we should listen to my pod, then I realized she has no idea what that means.
CAITLIN= You probably shouldn't use our abreevs on her.
cuddle = cud
decent = dec
NATHAN = I told Leah we should listen to my pod, then I realized she has no idea what that means.
CAITLIN= You probably shouldn't use our abreevs on her.
by caitlin Perry June 15, 2009
pronounced MOW (as in, to mow the lawn) +th
The intense pronunciation of the word 'mouth', is often used when silencing another individual offensively by telling them to shut their's.
This term is widely spreading it's use around the Pacific Northwest and puget sound area.
First recognized by the Boston native comedian Dane Cook on his "Harmful if Swallowed" comedy tour.
The intense pronunciation of the word 'mouth', is often used when silencing another individual offensively by telling them to shut their's.
This term is widely spreading it's use around the Pacific Northwest and puget sound area.
First recognized by the Boston native comedian Dane Cook on his "Harmful if Swallowed" comedy tour.
..."We are going to play a little game I just made up. We are going to turn all the lights off and play, 'Who's in my Moewth' "
-Dane Cook
-Dane Cook
by caitlin Perry March 22, 2007