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It is a Lupearian practice that is performed during the act or art of fisting. While fisting someone's ass, the fist is opened inside the ass and moved in a spinning motion while moving the arm in and out of the ass.

It is called Cobra Fist, because it's supposed to represent a cobra wiggling up and flattening it's neck ribs to create a hood when being threatened or when snake charmer plays a flute.

It is speculated that the Cobra Fist was practiced in Rome during the times of Alexander the Great but has not been confirmed. There has also been rumors that the Cobra Fist, is part of the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear.

While the origins of the Cobra Fist is not entirely known, we do know that it is commonly practiced amongst the modern Lupearian population.
When we get back to my flat, I'm going to shock you with the Cobra Fist....

I'll cobra fist you and you will squeal like a Dirty Jerbear...
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird January 10, 2022
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Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
A new Dirty Jerbear has been named.
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It is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
The Lupearians initiated the new Dirty Jerbear.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 6, 2021
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