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Rosie O'Donald

We had TomKat and Bennifer, now we have Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.

Why don't you two just screw and get it over with.
Rosie can run her fingers through his hairpiece and Donald can roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Boy...there's a pay per-view made in HELL, eh?
Could you turn on The View. I want to find out what Rosie O'Donald is up to today.
by CT Vigilante December 15, 2008
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I-95

The "I" stands for INCOMPLETE and it will take "95" years to finish.

Now you know.
Welcome to I-95! Good luck....you're gonna need it.
It's a 1900 mile break check.
by CT Vigilante September 10, 2008
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ilcliterate

Louise has no idea how to lap a clam.
She is ilcliterate.
by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008
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NOW

NOW's official slogan is "HEIL CLITLER!!!"
by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008
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dwork

Hilarious variation of the word dork.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
Dwork: Hegemony, blah,blah. Oppression, blah, blah. Romance is when the rapist bothers to buy a bottle of wine...that's why I eat pussy!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by CT Vigilante July 28, 2008
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sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!
by CT Vigilante July 28, 2008
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NOW

NOW's official slogan is "HEIL CLITLER!!!"
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
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