my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 22, 2004

Greatestjournal

Awesome journal service, with MUCH more options than livejournal, such as image hosting, photo galleries, 1000 icons, etc. Most of the things you pay for on LJ are given for free on here (except the "name.journal.com").
Most commonly called "GJ"

Wow, GJ is so much better than LJ!

by Cow June 23, 2004

sekt

To chew excess scrotal skin.

<Sekt> I chew on the scrote.

by Cow March 22, 2003

apple sauce

baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"

by cow September 05, 2003

california

A State thats pretty much like every other state, yet for some reason people pick on it more than any other state in the union. Talk about a jealous bunch

California fucking rocks. But so does every other state. Now shut the fuck up and go to work.

by Cow July 06, 2003

celene

Celene is hott, Like a stripper, but not, she is my wife and I'LL kick your ass if you get near her.. And another definition of Celene is, (Hot/ horny /crazy girls)

Celene makes me horny...

by Cow March 23, 2004

celene

X out I'm going to kick your ass part, Its a hott girl that you don't see every day that makes you want to jack off right on the spot..

Celene makes me horny.

by Cow March 23, 2004