the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.

If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!

by Cow October 16, 2003

Greatestjournal

Awesome journal service, with MUCH more options than livejournal, such as image hosting, photo galleries, 1000 icons, etc. Most of the things you pay for on LJ are given for free on here (except the "name.journal.com").
Most commonly called "GJ"

Wow, GJ is so much better than LJ!

by Cow June 23, 2004

sekt

To chew excess scrotal skin.

<Sekt> I chew on the scrote.

by Cow March 22, 2003

my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 22, 2004

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 05, 2003

CowBug

An extremley rare thing, caused through influence of incompetent coders, such as The Mysterious X.

I've never seen a CowBug(tm) which wasn't caused by shamelessly copying code from TMX!

by Cow May 06, 2004

neonbug

A system critical bug.

neonBug (tm)!

by Cow April 30, 2004