COW's definitions

piak

An expression of a sound created after being slapped

PIAK! She slapped me.

by cow December 10, 2004

the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.

If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!

by Cow October 15, 2003

fap

To milk the tube steak for all it's worth.

I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?

by Cow March 11, 2003

celene

Celene is hott, Like a stripper, but not, she is my wife and I'LL kick your ass if you get near her.. And another definition of Celene is, (Hot/ horny /crazy girls)

Celene makes me horny...

by Cow March 22, 2004

CowBug

An extremley rare thing, caused through influence of incompetent coders, such as The Mysterious X.

I've never seen a CowBug(tm) which wasn't caused by shamelessly copying code from TMX!

by Cow May 6, 2004

my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 21, 2004

neonbug

A system critical bug.

neonBug (tm)!

by Cow April 30, 2004