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Definitions by CLS CU

Rock snot 

when your boogers are so dry and hard it is as if you have rocks for snot. Usually discovered upon waking up in the morning, especially in the winter.
I tried blowing my nose when I woke up this morning but I had rock snot and nothing budged.
Rock snot by CLS CU January 16, 2015

Your stock just went up 

Gaining new or increased respect, credibility, appeal, attention, and/or regard. To gain a positive opinion about or interest in.
I didn't know much about you but when I found out you wrote for "The Onion" your stock just went up with me.
Your stock just went up by CLS CU December 24, 2014

Facebook obligate friend 

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.

Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.

swamp tea 

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.
I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.
swamp tea by CLS CU January 25, 2010