Definitions by CJ DUB

Sabres

A second tier NHL team in a 9th tier US city; also known as a team that has been in the league longer than any other team (other then the Original Six and St. Louis) without winning the Stanley Cup even once.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my Sabres are doing awesome this year!
Person 2: Sure, remember when they choked in 1999?
Person 1: That was No Goal!

Example 2:
Tampa Bay has exactly one more Stanley Cup than Buffalo.

Sabres by CJ DUB May 24, 2008

penis gazing 

The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.

Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.

Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.

penis gazing by CJ DUB May 22, 2008

Honda S2000 

A homosexual chariot.

Person 1: Wow, what kind of car is that?
Person 2: That's a Honda S2000. They make them for gay people I think.

Honda S2000 by CJ DUB January 25, 2008