Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 05, 2003

Backstreet boy

(n)
1. A man considered to be weak; a pansy.
2. A unit measuring weight.

1. Stop being a Backstreet boy and fight.

2. All of that exercise made me lose a Backstreet boy.

by CJ March 22, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 05, 2004

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 18, 2003

Hit the block

Reffered mainly to mafia and gangs. Sending men to surround a block with dozens of cars full of men, and firing at the block until it is leveled.

Hymie Weiss's gang hit the block that Al Capone was dining at with a friend, but no one was hurt.

by cj October 17, 2003

Nuisance

1. One who is annoying.
2. One who wants people to follow rules but does not in return.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Phat Kid

1. You stupid nuisance!
2a. Go "over there" and "do that"!
2b. Don't tell me anything just do it!
2c. What makes you think I'll listen to you.
2d. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna stick you!

by CJ September 09, 2004

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 03, 2008