Definitions by CHRIS ARTIS

florida promise 

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

florida promise by chris artis September 28, 2007

madmarti- 

As a prefix to an adjective, it is used to describe something in extreme excess. Derived from the character of
Madmartigan from the movie "Willow".

Brokeback Mountain is Madmarti-Gay

Motorcycles are Madmarti-fast

Fonzie is madmarti-cool

madmarti- by CHRIS ARTIS November 28, 2006

hiawatha

The sound that "Hansen" the butler in Scary movie 2 makes when describing his turkey making methods.

"then i just stick em on like this..*humps turkey* HIAWATHA!"

hiawatha by chris artis November 26, 2006

Rocky Balblowout

The event that occurs when a massive amount of shit and pressure are released in a violent fury from your anus. in what as otherwise known as a massive dump.

I had a Rocky Balblowout after eating mexican food last night

Rocky Balblowout by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006

rocked in the buttcheeks 

1. a phrase used to describe any act where something is done to a person behind their back or unknowingly.

2. something done to someone without their authority or appoval.

3. basically sticking to someone without them knowing it

- hey dion left his computer logged on
lets post a queer message under his name
- he got rocked in the buttcheeks

rocked in the buttcheeks by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006