CHRIS's definitions

WOS

abbreviation for "Waste of Sperm", someone who should not have been born

Chuck is such a WOS, his dad should've shot it in his momma's hair instead of her nasty puss!

by Chris December 5, 2002

jibb

to jibb someone is to pay them out.

Agh u just got jibbed by dat chick!

by chris December 15, 2004

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris May 13, 2005

Pig Fishin

Tie bacon on to some string, partner swallows and keeps it in the stomach.
During sexual behaviour of the poop shute variety the string can be pulled. This results in retching and constriction of all the major muscle groups. This can be found by many to induce a pleasant sensation of pain and pressure which serves to highten the stimulus level. Why not experiment with different types of bait?

"But im a vegetarian!"

by Chris October 25, 2004

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005