CHRIS's definitions

bling bling

chrome, gold plated, blinking lights or other crap that some one bolts or glues on his or her auto to make them "cool"

dust puppy sure has some bling bling lights

by chris April 4, 2003

WOS

abbreviation for "Waste of Sperm", someone who should not have been born

Chuck is such a WOS, his dad should've shot it in his momma's hair instead of her nasty puss!

by Chris December 5, 2002

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005

bahog

Big Ass Hunk O' Gold

That rich broad has a mac daddy BAHOG on her finger.

My retirement plan consists entirely of a BAHOG.

by chris June 18, 2006

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004